Alexis

[lenaspam]

[frostlocke]

Commission from Bionic Dog’s creator, one of the main characters Miner getting turned into a dame in a poofy dress. They asked for a sequence, but considering how hard it would be to make a stick figure sequence interesting, I decided it would actually be easier to upgrade it to an animation.

If you’re interested in an animation… I’m not actually selling those yet. If you’re interested in a regular commission though, check it out.

[humorstaff]

[beyoncescock]

memes memes memes

and 90s rap lyrics

[humorstaff]

[noneotherthanthejoker]

Finally some good news:

[taylortut]

was he told this by someone or did he just assume the authority to decide that grandmaster lived 

[langsty-mc-langstface]

Would you correct him?

[humorstaff]

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[slimetony]

Now that I have the daft punk vocoder it’s over for everyone

[humorstaff]

[weirdmageddon]

psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind:

[humorstaff]

[dopeybeauty]

jiminy cricket kinkshaming various disney characters on the house of mouse

this was an actual episode

[humorstaff]

business email glossary

• thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
• thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
• would you be so kind: fucking do it
• best: i have never physically met you
• all best: this conversation is over
• all my best: i wish you would die
• happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
• i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
• i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
• sorry to chase: answer my email
• so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
• i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
• please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
• i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
• i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
• i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
• can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
• per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
• great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
• thanks!: i'm not mad at you
• thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
• thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
• please advise: this might be your fault
• kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
• mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
• can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
• sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
• let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
• Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
• Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[humorstaff]

[humorstaff]

[daddynietzsche]

throwback to that time in my existentialism class where the professor asked ‘who thinks hell is other people’ and half the class slowly and meekly put their hand up

then the prof was like ‘…i mean who originally said it’

[annabellioncourt]

there are some posts that sound utterly made up for the joke or for the notes, but this one I whole heartedly believe